Kilts Admirer Pillows

Scot country dancing,

'Thank-you God.'

"Ours is not a creative clan."

A Highlander Chasing Dogs with a Knife and a Broom.

Out of kilter.

'Och lye the news'

'You must be awfully secure in your masculinity.'

"Oh no I left my bagpipes in the oven."

Knight sees sign near castle: 'Prince's Parking, All Others Will Be Toad.'

The Scottish Lawn

Scot holding a heart.

Stable boys and Scottsman

"I washed my kilt last night , now I can't do a fling with it!"

'You're under arrest for pretending to beat up a mime'

'I've never seen a healthier kitten. Cuter, most definitely, but never healthier.'

"Sir George! How did it go with your jousting competition at the Renaissance Fair?"

Enrico from Lucia di Lammermoor

Highland Pipe Band Drum Major

'Excuse me, what do you wear under your kilt?' - 'Shoes and socks.'

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 12.

'It wasn't like this when I left it!'

'I tell you what: His armour was more scorched than shiny when we broke off the fight...'

People Holidaying in the Highlands

'He's sculling...how ironic.'

'You're lucky-you've the knees for it.'

'If I want another drink I will have another drink, I wear the trousers in our house...'

Brexit

Scottish Birthday

"Hmmmm...Must be a Scottish ghost."

"Honest. My kilt's at the cleaners."

Boris Hulk