Kilts Pillows

Paisley isn't either the new plaid!

'Thank-you God.'

"Ours is not a creative clan."

'Will you lot come out! - the new kit's not that bad!'

"He built his own airplane from a kit."

A Highlander Chasing Dogs with a Knife and a Broom.

Scottish party

Out of kilter.

Fly fishing.

'Och lye the news'

'You must be awfully secure in your masculinity.'

"Oh no I left my bagpipes in the oven."

The White House: Some Assembly Required.

"Have you seen that sweater that you crocheted for me?"

The Scottish Lawn

Knitted Kitty.

Love At First Shock

Scot holding a heart.

"You ever get the feeling the posse's starting to lose focus?"

'I swapped shirts with Peter Crouch.'

Stable boys and Scottsman

Portalouvre

"No, still there."

'Richard, Benjamin Franklin already proved that theory.'

"Don't put that on. You're wearing this shirt today."

Scot country dancing,

Children's games and technology

"I washed my kilt last night , now I can't do a fling with it!"

An incident from the Eglinton Tournament, scene 2.

'Let's first master this kite. Then we'll move on to a drone.'

Enrico from Lucia di Lammermoor

"Uh, I was drinking that."

A swan grabs a hold of a kite string.

"Won't be a minute Boss, just nippin' to the karzie."

Highland Pipe Band Drum Major