Kilt Wearers Pillows

Boy Tries To Sell Highlander Superfluous Straps.

"Yo, Eunice – don’t leave me hangin’."

'Thank-you God.'

"Ours is not a creative clan."

A Highlander Chasing Dogs with a Knife and a Broom.

Scottish party

Out of kilter.

'Och lye the news'

'You must be awfully secure in your masculinity.'

"Oh no I left my bagpipes in the oven."

Scot holding a heart.

The Scottish Lawn

Stable boys and Scottsman

"You're right. This is better than sex."

Scot country dancing,

"I washed my kilt last night , now I can't do a fling with it!"

Great Moments in Computer History: Betsy Ross sews the first bar code.

An incident from the Eglinton Tournament, scene 2.

Enrico from Lucia di Lammermoor

Highland Pipe Band Drum Major

'Excuse me, what do you wear under your kilt?' - 'Shoes and socks.'

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 12.

People Holidaying in the Highlands

Scottish Bank Holiday Weather

'You're lucky-you've the knees for it.'

'If I want another drink I will have another drink, I wear the trousers in our house...'

Scot's beer.

"You stand accused of multiple thefts of winter bedding. How do you plead?"

'I'd like to report a sporran-snatcher.'

"Honest. My kilt's at the cleaners."

'If you get chilly, use that crazy quilt.'

Scottish Birthday

"Hmmmm...Must be a Scottish ghost."