Kilt Lovers Pillows

'All right, MacPherson -- you take the high road, and I'll go into politics.'

"Yo, Eunice – don’t leave me hangin’."

'Thank-you God.'

"Ours is not a creative clan."

A Highlander Chasing Dogs with a Knife and a Broom.

Scottish party

Out of kilter.

'Och lye the news'

'You must be awfully secure in your masculinity.'

Okay, start shouting them in for their annual bonuses.

"Oh no I left my bagpipes in the oven."

'Any child left longer than ten minutes past last bell will be given a free kitten.'

The Scottish Lawn

Scot holding a heart.

Cat Lover's Leap.

"You're right. This is better than sex."

Scot country dancing,

Stable boys and Scottsman

"I washed my kilt last night , now I can't do a fling with it!"

Great Moments in Computer History: Betsy Ross sews the first bar code.

Enrico from Lucia di Lammermoor

"You're proposing to me with a flea collar?!"

"You're in trouble now.You just threw that lightening bolt in the same place as the last one!"

Highland Pipe Band Drum Major

'My client will give up the castle, as long as it is not an admission of defeat.'

'Excuse me, what do you wear under your kilt?' - 'Shoes and socks.'

God changes calendar page to a new geologic time period.

'I just love what you've done with the kitty litter box.'

'It was built by the ancients as a calendar. We know because each pillar has a kitten doing something really cute carved on it!'

People Holidaying in the Highlands

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 12.

Scottish Bank Holiday Weather

'You're lucky-you've the knees for it.'

'If I want another drink I will have another drink, I wear the trousers in our house...'