Kilt Fashionista Pillows

Scottish Bank Holiday Weather

'Thank-you God.'

"Do you do temporary ones that last about two weeks?"

"Ours is not a creative clan."

A Highlander Chasing Dogs with a Knife and a Broom.

Scottish party

Out of kilter.

'Och lye the news'

'You must be awfully secure in your masculinity.'

"Oh no I left my bagpipes in the oven."

A man wearing a ruff and a feather cap

The Scottish Lawn

Scot holding a heart.

Stable boys and Scottsman

"I washed my kilt last night , now I can't do a fling with it!"

Snake Dress-Up

Enrico from Lucia di Lammermoor

'Do these come in blue?'

Highland Pipe Band Drum Major

'Excuse me, what do you wear under your kilt?' - 'Shoes and socks.'

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 12.

'Leonard was pleased with his bouffant mane from The Precious Roar.'

People Holidaying in the Highlands

'You're lucky-you've the knees for it.'

'If I want another drink I will have another drink, I wear the trousers in our house...'

Scot's beer.

"Hmmmm...Must be a Scottish ghost."

'I'd like to report a sporran-snatcher.'

"Honest. My kilt's at the cleaners."

Scottish Birthday

'...and a packet of 'rich-tea' biscuits...Oh! I see you have 'ginger-nuts', Hamish!'

Billy the Kilt

"Gary's going out with a right tasty bit of skirt."

Och aye the noo!