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Scot country dancing,

'Thank-you God.'

"Ours is not a creative clan."

J. R. R. Tolkien

A Highlander Chasing Dogs with a Knife and a Broom.

Out of kilter.

'Och lye the news'

'You must be awfully secure in your masculinity.'

"Oh no I left my bagpipes in the oven."

Knight sees sign near castle: 'Prince's Parking, All Others Will Be Toad.'

The Scottish Lawn

Scot holding a heart.

Stable boys and Scottsman

"I washed my kilt last night , now I can't do a fling with it!"

Enrico from Lucia di Lammermoor

'I've never seen a healthier kitten. Cuter, most definitely, but never healthier.'

Paisley isn't either the new plaid!

'You're under arrest for pretending to beat up a mime'

"Sir George! How did it go with your jousting competition at the Renaissance Fair?"

The Landlord Of The Rings

Highland Pipe Band Drum Major

'Excuse me, what do you wear under your kilt?' - 'Shoes and socks.'

'It wasn't like this when I left it!'

'I tell you what: His armour was more scorched than shiny when we broke off the fight...'

'Love the kitten heels!'

"I've got a real, real, real, real plaid feeling."

People Holidaying in the Highlands

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 12.

'He's sculling...how ironic.'

'You're lucky-you've the knees for it.'

'If I want another drink I will have another drink, I wear the trousers in our house...'

"Hmmmm...Must be a Scottish ghost."

"Honest. My kilt's at the cleaners."

'I'd like to report a sporran-snatcher.'

Boris Hulk