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Two kilt-wearing Scotsmen

Edgardo stabs himself

'Thank-you God.'

A desert island with a knotted palm tree

"Ours is not a creative clan."

A Highlander Chasing Dogs with a Knife and a Broom.

'At least we look cool. Especially with the wind chill factor.'

Scottish party

Out of kilter.

'Anorak anoraks'.

'Och lye the news'

"I was ironing the curtains and fell out of the window..!"

'You must be awfully secure in your masculinity.'

"Oh no I left my bagpipes in the oven."

Scuba: 'You call that a knot, now this is a knot.'

"This blood knot ought to be re-named the blood, sweat and tears knot."

Magic coat fixing problems while walking the dog.

Curtains haberdashery

The Scottish Lawn

Scot holding a heart.

Stable boys and Scottsman

'Same problem every morning. What to wear..?'

"I washed my kilt last night , now I can't do a fling with it!"

'How does this one feel?'

Enrico from Lucia di Lammermoor

"This time it's curtains for you, Black Bart!"

'That's the material I want for our new lounge curtains.'

Highland Pipe Band Drum Major

'Excuse me, what do you wear under your kilt?' - 'Shoes and socks.'

People Holidaying in the Highlands

Know Your Knots!

'Scratching these curtains will be the greatest performance of my life.'

From 'Theory of Knots': Thumb Knot, Spanish Bowline and Double-knotted shoelace which is impossible to open.