Kilt Connoisseur Gifts

"I like wearing dresses, carrying a big bag, and braiding my hair. Does that make me a transgender?"

Two kilt-wearing Scotsmen

Edgardo stabs himself

'Thank-you God.'

A desert island with a knotted palm tree

"Ours is not a creative clan."

A Highlander Chasing Dogs with a Knife and a Broom.

'Before you come with me, tell me...does this robe look a little rumpled to you? I don't think the dry cleaners got the creases out, do you?'

'At least we look cool. Especially with the wind chill factor.'

Scottish party

Out of kilter.

'Anorak anoraks'.

'Och lye the news'

"I was ironing the curtains and fell out of the window..!"

'You must be awfully secure in your masculinity.'

"Oh no I left my bagpipes in the oven."

"This blood knot ought to be re-named the blood, sweat and tears knot."

Scuba: 'You call that a knot, now this is a knot.'

Magic coat fixing problems while walking the dog.

The Scottish Lawn

Curtains haberdashery

Scot holding a heart.

Stable boys and Scottsman

'Same problem every morning. What to wear..?'

"I washed my kilt last night , now I can't do a fling with it!"

'How does this one feel?'

Enrico from Lucia di Lammermoor

"This time it's curtains for you, Black Bart!"

'That's the material I want for our new lounge curtains.'

Highland Pipe Band Drum Major

'Excuse me, what do you wear under your kilt?' - 'Shoes and socks.'

Cat Video Cinema.

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 12.

People Holidaying in the Highlands

Children's Self-Help Books. How to Look for a Lost Toy Without Moving a Muscle. It IS Possible to Make a More Annoying Sound! Tying the Impossible Knot. Mom! MOM! Moooooom!