Kilt Enthusiast Gifts

"Oh no I left my bagpipes in the oven."

"Has it ever occurred to anyone that if we stopped wearing these damned skirts we wouldn't have to march off to defend our manhood every five minutes?"

Man going into men's room in kilt, woman going into women's room in trousers.

"I washed my kilt last night , now I can't do a fling with it!"

'Dinna play golf in your kilt.'

"What are you wearing under your kilt?"

"Och, aye, the weather can change quickly in the mountains."

Billy the Kilt

'Honest, MacDuff — I was only trying Irish whiskey!'

'If I want another drink I will have another drink, I wear the trousers in our house...'

'Hello dear. Remember when you said I couldn't be trusted with anything in a skirt?'

'Excuse me, what do you wear under your kilt?' - 'Shoes and socks.'

'Now that's a rare sight for a Thistle!'

Scottish man wearing a kilt is kicked out of the women's bathroom.

'Hamish I canna wait for independence, and we control our own banks without any English bailoots!'

'Nice bit of skirt.'

Scottish Independence

Burn's Night.

"Ours is not a creative clan."

Notice. I no longer respond to an questions regarding kilts! Thank you.

"Lovely new carpet Doris - and with scotch-guard too."

"That wouldn't happen if you weren't wearing underpants!"

'I'm Angus MacGregor. Is this where I join?'

"I've got a real, real, real, real plaid feeling."

Scottish drill sergeant.

A Highlander Chasing Dogs with a Knife and a Broom.

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 6.

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 4.

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 2.

'Thank-you God.'

"String ... you mean it doesn't have a remote controller to operate it?"

A desert island with a knotted palm tree

Modern kite for wind energy.

Scottish party

Out of kilter.