Kilt Aficionado Gifts

Scottish Urology

Bagpipe Training School - "Next time don't suck so hard."

Scotsmen's nightmares.

'Thank-you God.'

Calling Over The Roll of Fame.

The Scottish lion tamer.

'Hey! -- Get your hands off her!'

'I'd like to report a sporran-snatcher.'

"I'm half Scottish...Unfortunately it's the bottom half so I have to wear this stupid kilt."

Andrew and his ensemble proudly accept first place in the annual Piper's Ball with their moving rendition of what was probably Amazing Grace.

Scot Shops For A Girls' Bicycle

"String ... you mean it doesn't have a remote controller to operate it?"

A desert island with a knotted palm tree

"Ours is not a creative clan."

A Highlander Chasing Dogs with a Knife and a Broom.

Modern kite for wind energy.

"My girlfriend really went all out on this one."

Knit One, Pearl One, Drop One.

Scottish party

Out of kilter.

'Och lye the news'

"Graduation day at kite flying school."

The First Kite

'You must be awfully secure in your masculinity.'

"Oh no I left my bagpipes in the oven."

Scuba: 'You call that a knot, now this is a knot.'

"This blood knot ought to be re-named the blood, sweat and tears knot."

'There goes any chance of us getting our security deposit back.'

Ladies reading a crochet pattern for amusement

The Quotable Ben Franklin. To lengthen thy life, lessen thy meals. And not flying thy kite during thunderstorms might help, too!

Animals flying kites patterned like their skins.

'Happy now?'

King Madras

Scot holding a heart.

Love At First Shock