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"Gary's going out with a right tasty bit of skirt."

'Thank-you God.'

"String ... you mean it doesn't have a remote controller to operate it?"

"Ours is not a creative clan."

A Highlander Chasing Dogs with a Knife and a Broom.

Scottish party

Out of kilter.

'Och lye the news'

'You must be awfully secure in your masculinity.'

"Oh no I left my bagpipes in the oven."

'HEY! Shouldn't that be a reef-knot?!'

'Sorry, I can't come: Young Master has joined the scouts and tied me up with a fancy knot I can't work out...'

Animals flying kites patterned like their skins.

The Scottish Lawn

Scot holding a heart.

Scot country dancing,

Extreme kites!

Stable boys and Scottsman

"I washed my kilt last night , now I can't do a fling with it!"

Enrico from Lucia di Lammermoor

Highland Pipe Band Drum Major

'Excuse me, what do you wear under your kilt?' - 'Shoes and socks.'

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 12.

People Holidaying in the Highlands

"I've got a real, real, real, real plaid feeling."

Escalator joust.

Scottish Bank Holiday Weather

'You're lucky-you've the knees for it.'

Scot's beer.

'If I want another drink I will have another drink, I wear the trousers in our house...'

'I'd like to report a sporran-snatcher.'

The Bowling Family

"Hmmmm...Must be a Scottish ghost."

Scottish Birthday

"Honest. My kilt's at the cleaners."