Kilted Contender T-Shirts

Scottish boxer wearing kilt.

'Thank-you God.'

'He went in for the Worst Singer and won first prize in the Gurning competition at the same time!'

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

"Ours is not a creative clan."

'Just a word of advice ... He's a Saints' fan.'

A Highlander Chasing Dogs with a Knife and a Broom.

Scottish party

Out of kilter.

'Och lye the news'

'You must be awfully secure in your masculinity.'

"Oh no I left my bagpipes in the oven."

The Scottish Lawn

Scot holding a heart.

Stable boys and Scottsman

"I washed my kilt last night , now I can't do a fling with it!"

An incident from the Eglinton Tournament, scene 2.

Enrico from Lucia di Lammermoor

Highland Pipe Band Drum Major

'Excuse me, what do you wear under your kilt?' - 'Shoes and socks.'

"I've got a real, real, real, real plaid feeling."

People Holidaying in the Highlands

Tug the Toggle

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 12.

Scottish Bank Holiday Weather

'You're lucky-you've the knees for it.'

Scot's beer.

'If I want another drink I will have another drink, I wear the trousers in our house...'

'I'd like to report a sporran-snatcher.'

"Hmmmm...Must be a Scottish ghost."

"Honest. My kilt's at the cleaners."

Scottish Birthday

'...and a packet of 'rich-tea' biscuits...Oh! I see you have 'ginger-nuts', Hamish!'

Billy the Kilt

"Gary's going out with a right tasty bit of skirt."