Kidult Gifts

"Don't you think it's time you thought about getting your own place son?"

"Just be yourself."

Culture Saturday

"Hi-yah!"

'You need an education or you will wind up in some fast food place.'

"Ours is not a creative clan."

'I'll give you a clue. The answer is a number, not a fruit.'

'The doctor's gonna have to wire your mouth shut for a month... but guess what! If you're brave, I'll give you this lollipop when he's done!'

"Can I have another sausage Dad?"

A Highlander Chasing Dogs with a Knife and a Broom.

Jeff soon discovered his mistake in ordering the one ton soup.

"My mom programmed my toothbrush to follow me until I use it. It's cruel but effective."

"See this jelly wobbling. It was waving goodbye."

Lamb Noise.

"Me? How about you go closer and read the plaque!"

"Well, he promised you the moon and stars."

"We have the exact same taste."

Scottish party

"How do I know this isn't a performance art piece?"

'I don't think that's what they mean by reducing the wine.'

'Does this thing get channel four.'

"You have a co-pay...two cookies and a glass of milk."

Raining

"Still haven't quite figured out the pressure cooker, huh dad?"

"Instead of taking a bath can I wear a flea collar?"

'Thanks for the book, dad. Now I can reach my computer!'

"Karen's idea of wine reduction..."

"See what happens when you go swimming after eating!"

"Wheeeeeeee!"

"Oh no I left my bagpipes in the oven."

'Mom says finger painting was digital art before computers.'

'and then stand in dish for two hours.'

"Your mom needs to know that you made it here OK, and your dad wants to know if you could use a few bucks."

"Don't worry about it now, but I'll need that hook back when you're done."

"See those birch trees on the other side of the pond? That’s the exact spot where your mother first called me an idiot."