Kidult Pillows

"Don't you think it's time you thought about getting your own place son?"

"Just be yourself."

Culture Saturday

"Hi-yah!"

'You need an education or you will wind up in some fast food place.'

"Ours is not a creative clan."

'I'll give you a clue. The answer is a number, not a fruit.'

'The doctor's gonna have to wire your mouth shut for a month... but guess what! If you're brave, I'll give you this lollipop when he's done!'

"Can I have another sausage Dad?"

"My mom programmed my toothbrush to follow me until I use it. It's cruel but effective."

A Highlander Chasing Dogs with a Knife and a Broom.

Jeff soon discovered his mistake in ordering the one ton soup.

Lamb Noise.

"See this jelly wobbling. It was waving goodbye."

"Me? How about you go closer and read the plaque!"

"Well, he promised you the moon and stars."

"We have the exact same taste."

"How do I know this isn't a performance art piece?"

Scottish party

'I don't think that's what they mean by reducing the wine.'

"You have a co-pay...two cookies and a glass of milk."

'Does this thing get channel four.'

"Instead of taking a bath can I wear a flea collar?"

'Thanks for the book, dad. Now I can reach my computer!'

"Still haven't quite figured out the pressure cooker, huh dad?"

Raining

"Karen's idea of wine reduction..."

"See what happens when you go swimming after eating!"

"Wheeeeeeee!"

"Oh no I left my bagpipes in the oven."

'Mom says finger painting was digital art before computers.'

'and then stand in dish for two hours.'

"Ma'am, you don't have an ant problem. They're coffee grounds."

"See those birch trees on the other side of the pond? That’s the exact spot where your mother first called me an idiot."