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Ice road trucker Halloween costume.

It’s God’s country, if your God wears camouflage and dips tobacco.

'I'm just using this while my monster truck is in the shop.'

Gas: Regular/Hi-Test/Testosterone

Suddenly the three men realized they had achieved their childhood dreams.

"Perfect."

Lightening the load at the Weigh Station.

'I don't think you can claim for this as a substitute car ...'

Brewery Lorry has Saloon Doors.

'How many miles to the gallon?'

Undersized Load

A Modern Day Cowboy and his Horse.

'Yeah, truck makers are going vertical instead of horizontal with the extended cabs now. It's the latest trend...'

'Maybe you had the radar screen upside down and it was a plane...'

Monster Truck Problem: "How do we get in it?"

"This one contains our tailgating deterrent feature."

Before the accident? John was a truck driver.

Semi-naked A stripped Semi-trailer Truck sunbathing by the pool naked

May or May not be Hazardous Material...

'This is the last time I get a truck with a think tank.'

"Got any new monster trucks?"

One Man and Two Trucks

'Honey, why aren't you destroying your toys?'

Monster chariot races

"So, what did the boss think of your suggestion we spend more money on truck safety?"

'I found a whole bunch of worms in the wheel wells!'

"It's our largest truck...and it comes with a spare car."

The happy union of rail and trucking.

"Why not take her out for a spin? It'll blow your socks off!"

'You in town for the Monster Car Show?'

Two men and dogs hang outside a truck.

D.O.T asks a dog driver:'Where's your trainer?'

'Dagnabbit! First muh truck breaks down, now my darn dog's gone and run off.'

Trucker

Semiliterate.