Kids Who Love Trucks Gifts

Ice road trucker Halloween costume.

It’s God’s country, if your God wears camouflage and dips tobacco.

'I'm just using this while my monster truck is in the shop.'

Gas: Regular/Hi-Test/Testosterone

Suddenly the three men realized they had achieved their childhood dreams.

"Perfect."

Lightening the load at the Weigh Station.

'I don't think you can claim for this as a substitute car ...'

'How many miles to the gallon?'

Brewery Lorry has Saloon Doors.

Moon Pies.

Undersized Load

A Modern Day Cowboy and his Horse.

'Yeah, truck makers are going vertical instead of horizontal with the extended cabs now. It's the latest trend...'

'Maybe you had the radar screen upside down and it was a plane...'

"This one contains our tailgating deterrent feature."

Before the accident? John was a truck driver.

Semi-naked A stripped Semi-trailer Truck sunbathing by the pool naked

Monster Truck Problem: "How do we get in it?"

May or May not be Hazardous Material...

'This is the last time I get a truck with a think tank.'

"Got any new monster trucks?"

'Honey, why aren't you destroying your toys?'

One Man and Two Trucks

Monster chariot races

"It's our largest truck...and it comes with a spare car."

"So, what did the boss think of your suggestion we spend more money on truck safety?"

'I found a whole bunch of worms in the wheel wells!'

The happy union of rail and trucking.

"Why not take her out for a spin? It'll blow your socks off!"

'Dagnabbit! First muh truck breaks down, now my darn dog's gone and run off.'

Two men and dogs hang outside a truck.

Semiliterate.

Dog Driving a Truck

"The hybrid engine says you care. The gross tonnage says get the hell out of my way."