Kids Of Tomorrow Gifts

"I burden you with the national debt, you burden your kids with it, and so on. . ."

Timmy had one heck of a security blanket.

A boy acting suspiciously

"When I grow up, I want to go into medicine and help people who can pay out of pocket."

Procrastinator Foumdation: 'We're putting off the decision to fund you for at least another month...'

"Why would I want to meet Santa? I can just go home and log onto his social media page from the comfort of my bed."

"What's your project for the science fair, Arnold?"

'It's okay. We'll just push our retirement plan back a bit.'

"I didn't say my prayers, but I e-mailed God earlier."

"He's my school project for science class."

Tomorrow's world 2165.

"I didn't realise it could be so complicated!"

Child walking with balloon which represents global warming.

"How about this? We carpet the road and use the resultant static electricity to power our electric cars."

"Here's the remote to your smart home. It's big, but the good news is you'll never lose it."

Burbank Imposes Parking Fee on RVs

"Have you ever given any thought to what you're going to do after all your hopes and dreams are crushed?"

"Kids."

"As a courtesy for the inconvenience, please accept a voucher for three additional hours of your life, redeemable upon your death."

"We like to think he's experimenting with color and form, but his art therapist suggested we're not giving him enough candy."

New Year 2020

Child has practiced building sand castles in snow.

"What - you got As in Maths, Nature, Science and English? Son, haven't you watched the news or looked online - if you want to succeed nowadays you have to be dumb as dirt!"

Cybernetics Research Lab.

"So, professor, in a post-industrial robotic universe, what would be the role of politicians?"

Virtual Reality Shop. I think our business here will expand as actual reality becomes more and more unbelievable.

"Hi, everyone! Thanks for coming to our gender reveal party. We've got something really special planned."

"This is it? No video?"

Maternity Hospital

'Boy or girl, straight or gay - I don't care as long as it's science-literate and non-republican.'

Man sees signs on door of the debating society; "Tonight: Is time travel possible? Gone out back 10 minutes ago."

Danae's Prescient Auto-Biography: '...My prescient autobiography is a publisher's dream...no need for fact-checking!'

"I'm an optimist. I'm convinced that everything is going to go to hell, but not for a while yet."

"What do I see myself doing in 10 years? Downloading windows 20 on my iphone 18."

"All of the art work is for sale."