Kids' Joy Advocate Gifts

Santa Claus's Mail

Clown on bike.

"Honey, you're spoiling that child."

'What's play?'

"Can I have another sausage Dad?"

Happy Days Are Here Again

"With the current state of the world, it's heartwarming to see kids having good old-fashioned, innocent fun in the snow."

If you're happy and you know it...

'I tried being pessimistic. I was terrible at it.'

Jeff's Smorgasbord

“Hands, Rachel. Clap your hands. Why on earth would I say, ‘If you’re happy and you know it, slap Sam’?”

"I adore kids, but I also adore Netflix."

Curtsey

The lesser known active volcanoes.

"Mum can you come home quick, dad's started to make an exhibition of himself again!"

A baby being christened in a scuba mask.

"I've tried to keep one in the past, but it always flew away when my husband came home. So I thought I'd try this method!"

"You can't have dessert until you eat all of your people nuggies."

Hand Puppets for all ages (Especially 3 or 4).

'I usually don't make house calls but I'm glad to make an exception in your case, Gran'ma.'

Baby car seat for a Native American.

'Dad demonstrates for an hour and then we go home - what happens in your swimming lessons?'

Toilet Humour: 'Did you hear about the constipated human?'

Beating Dad at Chess.

Toys for Tots

"And if you don't finish your vegetables, Daddy will take you to a Knicks game."

Children playing hopscotch wrong.

You must be this tall and this far apart to ride

We fell asleep on the hayride.

'Today in Tactile Effusions Class we are going to pop the bubbles in this packing material.'

Soccer Moms Without Kids.

'I'm not waiting for luggage; I just bring the kids here to play.'

'Now might be a good time to tell you I'm gay.'

"Day, will you take me potty?"

"Go out and play, Norman—it's your job."