Happy Childhood Advocate Gifts

Playing The Youth Card

"We've decided your suggestion to have a day care center here at work has merit."

Coronavirus Impact on Children

Happy Days Are Here Again

'I tried being pessimistic. I was terrible at it.'

'We never should have bought him that little lawyer kit. Suddenly, everything I ask him to do is capricious or arbitrary.'

"I adore kids, but I also adore Netflix."

"The witness will confine his 'Knock knock' answers to 'Who's there?'"

"These are my little helpers - social worker,child psychology, risk assessment,health and safety, paramedic and compo for kids."

"I've tried to keep one in the past, but it always flew away when my husband came home. So I thought I'd try this method!"

Violence against children.

"He doesn't have to worry about his preschool placement - he interviews well."

"I would share, but I'm not there developmentally."

Children playing hopscotch wrong.

"Hey, look at that. It looks like the stuff we've been using to text each other for years."

Lake City Optimist Club - Peachy/Keen.

"These conferences are a good thing. It keeps parents off the streets."

Danger: Do not love.

'Oh no! The only one who can keep up is sporty Smith.'

'You realize, don't you, that you are playing fast and loose with my self esteem?'

Head Start Nursery.

An apple core school

MEN, WOMEN, 'What are KIDS supposed to do?'

"But, sweetie, children are the backbone of our educational system."

'My answers aren't wrong,merely different.'

'When do you teach them how to dress themselves?'

"John Stuart Mill taught that the happiness of the individual is paramount. He didn't name names, but I suspect that you and I are the sort of individual he had in mind."

"Well Mrs Collins. The results of my test seem to confirm that Gavin has a rather nasty case of glue-ear."

Kids and the economy

'I've had it up to here with your demonization of the culture of childhood.'

I feel happy

A classroom full of young children; a schedule board in the background lists the day's activities which include: circle time, art fun, snack and S.A.T. prep.

'I'm not being edutained!'

'Find out who he is and why we haven't got to him yet.'

"You wouldn't smack the new underclass would you nanny?"