Kid Comedians Pillows

'I think I'll send my parents on a trip this summer, something to get them out of the house.'

'You don't either have a date with Dora the Explorer!'

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

"If a third grader knows the answer, how much of a problem can it really be?"

Boy bringing home an octopus in a fish bowl.

Emotion of Mr. Kenwigs on hearing the family news from Nicholas

'Rock.' - 'Paper.' - 'Boris.'

One of the Three Little Pigs reaches puberty.

"Here's our little bundle of joy."

"Oh look—he fell asleep when you told me about your day."

'Think about it guys: We're fed and sheltered, why would we ever think about leaving the nest?'

'It was a great birthday party till Jeffrey tried to fart his candles out.'

"We can speak freely now. I've encrypted the line."

Kid to kid: 'I can't be wearing out my welcome. I didn't even step on it.'

Their father would frequently have to barge in and pantomime to his kids that they were not being quiet enough as they pantomimed actual noisy children.

The Amazing Mr Sausage

A Grade Two student explains why he is so eager to get back to school.

Small boy teasing a priest by removing jesus from the cross and leaving a 'Back in five minutes' sign

"I'm looking forward to the next thirty five years of her living with us."

"I'm hoping for a pardon from the Governor."

"We're neither software nor hardware. We're your parents."

'Grownups are stupid! How can you be good and have fun?'

'Vegebals are poisonus says sciencetists'

"I'm the Grin Reaper."

'Do you think Mum and Dad are trying to keep an eye on us, by enroling on the same university course as us, Colin?'

'Going my way, gorgeous?'

"My parents are members of a tiny cult that worships me."

"Our little girl has blossomed into quite the little complainer."

'It's a new record, mom - there are six of us in here!'

'My imaginary playmate squealed on me!'

'Glue will wreak havoc on your arteries.'

Kid to other: 'It's been a crazy day. I caught a bug and tossed my cookies.'