Kid Comedians Prints

'I think I'll send my parents on a trip this summer, something to get them out of the house.'

'You don't either have a date with Dora the Explorer!'

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

"If a third grader knows the answer, how much of a problem can it really be?"

Boy bringing home an octopus in a fish bowl.

Emotion of Mr. Kenwigs on hearing the family news from Nicholas

Human Behavior Institute. Out Experiencing Lunch.

One of the Three Little Pigs reaches puberty.

'Rock.' - 'Paper.' - 'Boris.'

"Oh look—he fell asleep when you told me about your day."

"Here's our little bundle of joy."

'Think about it guys: We're fed and sheltered, why would we ever think about leaving the nest?'

'It was a great birthday party till Jeffrey tried to fart his candles out.'

"We can speak freely now. I've encrypted the line."

Kid to kid: 'I can't be wearing out my welcome. I didn't even step on it.'

A Grade Two student explains why he is so eager to get back to school.

"I don't get it either, but my mom keeps telling me to hang up the phone, so I do it to make her happy."

Their father would frequently have to barge in and pantomime to his kids that they were not being quiet enough as they pantomimed actual noisy children.

Small boy teasing a priest by removing jesus from the cross and leaving a 'Back in five minutes' sign

"I'm looking forward to the next thirty five years of her living with us."

The Amazing Mr Sausage

"I'm hoping for a pardon from the Governor."

"He tried to attack me with this, but I managed to grab it from him and knock him out before he did me in."

"We're neither software nor hardware. We're your parents."

'Grownups are stupid! How can you be good and have fun?'

'It's a new record, mom - there are six of us in here!'

'Glue will wreak havoc on your arteries.'

'Do you think Mum and Dad are trying to keep an eye on us, by enroling on the same university course as us, Colin?'

'Going my way, gorgeous?'

'My imaginary playmate squealed on me!'

'I kinda did.'

"Our little girl has blossomed into quite the little complainer."

"I'm the Grin Reaper."

"My parents are members of a tiny cult that worships me."

'Vegebals are poisonus says sciencetists'