Childhood Comedians Prints

The cootie code!

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

Boy bringing home an octopus in a fish bowl.

Emotion of Mr. Kenwigs on hearing the family news from Nicholas

Human Behavior Institute. Out Experiencing Lunch.

One of the Three Little Pigs reaches puberty.

"Here's our little bundle of joy."

"Oh look—he fell asleep when you told me about your day."

'Think about it guys: We're fed and sheltered, why would we ever think about leaving the nest?'

"We can speak freely now. I've encrypted the line."

'Who ever came up with the idea that throwing up is fun?'

'Let's play doctor - I'll listen to your heart and you give me all your allowance.'

Their father would frequently have to barge in and pantomime to his kids that they were not being quiet enough as they pantomimed actual noisy children.

"I'm looking forward to the next thirty five years of her living with us."

A Grade Two student explains why he is so eager to get back to school.

"I'm hoping for a pardon from the Governor."

"We're neither software nor hardware. We're your parents."

'Grownups are stupid! How can you be good and have fun?'

'My imaginary playmate squealed on me!'

'I kinda did.'

'Going my way, gorgeous?'

'Glue will wreak havoc on your arteries.'

'Do you think Mum and Dad are trying to keep an eye on us, by enroling on the same university course as us, Colin?'

"Our little girl has blossomed into quite the little complainer."

"I'm the Grin Reaper."

"My parents are members of a tiny cult that worships me."

'You don't either have a date with Dora the Explorer!'

Kid to other: 'It's been a crazy day. I caught a bug and tossed my cookies.'

Baby thinks: I smile, they smile. I laugh, they laugh. I think they're teachable!

"So, what are you doing for the rest of your life?..."

"It's your turn to change his diaper!"

Groom carries bride across threshold, goes back to carry in mother-in-law.

"Yes, I can see the excitement in Young Master's eyes and I can smell fear in Master and Mistress: looks like the school holidays are coming..."

What will be the worst part about your first semester of college being online classes only? My little brother will be my freshman year roommate!

"I want you both to know that I'm unhappy about the way things are run around here, and there are going to be some changes made..."