Kid Coach Appreciator Gifts

"There will be a winning team and a losing team. Are you OK with that?"

"Can I borrow the car keys?"

What else is there to wish for?

"Are there treats? Just grab the treats and get outta there!"

"I'd like to thank my parents and my creditors for making this possible."

"Remember, kids, it's not winning that matters, it's getting a clean urine sample that's important."

"I thought it was a strike, Troy—but ask your mother."

'This game is going to be a character-building experience.'

'...And remember' It's not whether your dads win or lose the fight in the stands. It's how you play the game.'

'Well, at least he doesn't beg at the table.'

'Not right now, Timmy. First we're going to work on fielding ground balls. Maybe later we can discuss collective bargaining.'

'Wow! Feel that kick! I'm buying him a football for his first birthday!'

'As an exercise I placed eleven dustbins on the pitch and made the team dribble around them...The bins won 5-0.'

"Don't forget to stop to take a selfie of smelling the roses and post it on social media."

How's my walking?

Great coachees recognise great coaches.

"Every year it's harder and harder to get their attention."

"Well, what do you know, my coach remembered my birthday!"

Jens Stoltenberg.

Little League Registration: "Um, I think we're gonna need to see your birth certificate again, son. . ."

"I'm cute, you're vicious - we'd be a great team."

Abdullah Ahmad Badawi.

The new 'LONE' Ranger. . .

"Would you explain to your son that there's no free agency in T-ball?"

Professional Parents

"Just dropped by to do my groceries."

"The key is to hit the deck before the ball arrives. Jake, not so fast!"

Sania Mirza

'No sweat, dad. If I'm going to live to be one hundred and six there's still plenty of time for improvement.'

Doubt makes the mountain that faith can make disappear.

"Thanks for the pointers."

'I keep getting leadership mixed up with incitement.'

"No bailout, son. Didn't I tell you, 'If at first you don't succeed, try, try again'?"

'If I ever get my hands on that stupid career counselor....'

'Sure, I have lots of Rescue and Bravery Awards, but it's my first 'Best Daddy Award'...'