Kid Career Explorer Gifts

Young Doctor, Young Nurse, Young Undertaker

'I don't like heights...maybe that's why I've had so many low points in my life.'

Little Doctor meets Little Geneticists.

'So Kyle - have you considered the challenges of van driving?'

"With the caveat that the only certainty in this life is uncertainty, I still want to entertain the possibility of being a pundit when I grow up."

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

Biggles has a more staid adventure.

'I had considered a career as an offshore commodities broker specialising in securitised asset transfers but the pension wasn't as good.'

'It could have been worse...she might have chosen banking.'

'I find my job interesting because even after 27 years, I still don't know exactly what I'm doing here!'

'Why do you want a career in the bank?'

One!

"It's been hell since you went into animation."

"It's translated from French, so where it says 'Harvard Business School' it may mean 'jail.'"

Bubble; 'This castle manager job better be for real.'

'You call it diversified work experience.. I call it can't hold a job.'

Ace headhunters.

Planned service changes

The Hive, Inc. You mean I'll always be a worker, with no chance of advancement?

'People have been known to lose an eye when a wink goes seriously wrong.'

Become a Cosmetic Surgeon - Raise a Few Eyebrows!

"Oh yes, we expect to replace you very soon. After all, the qualifications for the job aren't much."

'I like the part of your resume where you didn't ask for a raise for 10 years.'

"This is one of those great jobs you'd be willing to do for free. Will you do it for free?"

'So, what do you want to be when you grow up: rebel scum or loyal servant of the supreme android republic?'

"Very impressive resume, however you didn't explain why you were tagged and released from your last job."

"So, do you see yourself as a car valet who writes screenplays or a screen writer who parks cars?"

'Mom, Dad. I've made up my mind. I'm going to skip college, hire an agent, and pin all my hopes on a professional bass fishing careers.'

'Worker or Soldier: Is that all you can suggest? Not much of a choice is there!...'

Blend Schools

Multi-Species Employment Agency. Did you hire the octopus for that job opening? Yeah, but I did interview other applicants. The frog was a strong candidate ... I'm flexible on location -- I'm an amphibian! The whale seemed to be hiding something. The gap in my resume? Uh ... I was beached for a while. And the pig wasn't smart. I see "USDA Approved" on your resume --- I don't think you understand what that means. The octopus got the job because he was a great multitasker!

'Please don't be hurt, Dad, but I've decided to go into gathering instead of hunting.'

"I don't get it. I got a job at a fulfillment center and yet I'm still miserable!"

"Where do you see yourself getting drunk in five years?"

Guys looks in the mirror and sees himself as a prisoner.