Keyboard Zombie Gifts

'Now that Jim sits in front of a computer all day, he's lost the will to watch TV.'

Pounding speeds up the computer.

Lynching on social media

'Human Error .. Yet Again.'

Evolution.

"Just one more site!" "I'm totally, like, in control!" "I can quit anytime I feel like it..."

"I was going to play the Moonlight Sonata, but I forgot the key."

'This computer has a fast modem, the latest Pentium, increased RAM, a huge hard drive and broadband connections. Only one problem...slow pointer fingers.'

"Yes, social media's a great way to express your opinions - shame you feel 'ignored and unappreciated by an aloof, faceless boss' - but that's because I haven't a clue who you are or what you do around here!"

"He's very disciplined about his writing, every morning he stares at the keyboard for at least 4 hours before he allows himself a cup of tea!"

"Careful! He knows computers."

It's all fixed. Just don't type anything that contains the letter ‘E'.

Press Any Key. No, Not That One.

'No, boss, this isn't a secret code. My spell check is broken and this is what my typing actually looks like.'

"Honey, come quick! This guy in the comments section just solved the Middle East crisis."

Computer Life

'Sorry, Kevin. You have given an incorrect command.'

Googoo

'Why is it when you hit two keys by mistake, the one you don't want appears on the screen?'

New technologies.

Col Pugno

Explosion - "About the computer, try to remember the last three keys you pressed."

"I meant to let Mr. Goldman know I’d be happy to work on Saturday, but I accidentally typed, ‘I hope your house is infested by termites.’"

"I'm suffering the unbearable loneliness of being right on the internet."

Cyberwarfare

'I told him over and over again never to press 'delete' more than twice!'

"I have a protein drink every day for lunch, because I never have to chew."

Computer whisperer.

'Data, data everywhere!'

Man types with beer on his computer.

Sleeping at the computer.

Two office workers playing between their cubicles.