Keyboard Zombie T-Shirts

'Now that Jim sits in front of a computer all day, he's lost the will to watch TV.'

Pounding speeds up the computer.

Lynching on social media

'Human Error .. Yet Again.'

Evolution.

"Just one more site!" "I'm totally, like, in control!" "I can quit anytime I feel like it..."

"I was going to play the Moonlight Sonata, but I forgot the key."

"Yes, social media's a great way to express your opinions - shame you feel 'ignored and unappreciated by an aloof, faceless boss' - but that's because I haven't a clue who you are or what you do around here!"

'This computer has a fast modem, the latest Pentium, increased RAM, a huge hard drive and broadband connections. Only one problem...slow pointer fingers.'

"He's very disciplined about his writing, every morning he stares at the keyboard for at least 4 hours before he allows himself a cup of tea!"

"Careful! He knows computers."

I wish you kids would get off your electronics and learn a practical skill. Work with your hands! What does he think we're doing?!! Tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap.

It's all fixed. Just don't type anything that contains the letter ‘E'.

Finger on the Z Key

Press Any Key. No, Not That One.

'No, boss, this isn't a secret code. My spell check is broken and this is what my typing actually looks like.'

"Honey, come quick! This guy in the comments section just solved the Middle East crisis."

'Sorry, Kevin. You have given an incorrect command.'

Computer Life

Googoo

'Why is it when you hit two keys by mistake, the one you don't want appears on the screen?'

New technologies.

"I have a protein drink every day for lunch, because I never have to chew."

Too many people post comments in the heat of anger. They strike while the ire is hot!

Explosion - "About the computer, try to remember the last three keys you pressed."

Cyberwarfare

Col Pugno

The income gap is widening into a massive divide. Instability will follow. I'm not pleading for the middle class, I'm pleading for our future. House of Java .net Cybercafe. We can't have only rich and poor, for that was goes serfdom, instability, and eventually, collapse through inevitable revolution from below. Are you following what I'm saying? Are you listening? Not just listening. I'm listening while also playing Angry Birds. I've got no chance here, do I? Me either. The higher levels are br

'I told him over and over again never to press 'delete' more than twice!'

"I meant to let Mr. Goldman know I’d be happy to work on Saturday, but I accidentally typed, ‘I hope your house is infested by termites.’"

"I'm suffering the unbearable loneliness of being right on the internet."

Computer whisperer.

'Data, data everywhere!'

Man types with beer on his computer.

Sleeping at the computer.