Keyboard Kid Gifts

"This won't last long. I'll practice right after Mom gets home from work."

'You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it while I was in the womb.'

Hello, my name is riskyy@ronny5 and I am addicted to comments boards.

"I was going to play the Moonlight Sonata, but I forgot the key."

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, Kevin. You need to know them so you can Blog.'

'I'm a virtuoso on the middle pedal.'

"He's very disciplined about his writing, every morning he stares at the keyboard for at least 4 hours before he allows himself a cup of tea!"

A woman playing a keyboard

"Eventually the instrument becomes an extension of your body."

'How many words per minute do you type?'

The Work-from-Home-Polka

Pianist carrying his instrument.

"Keep practicing, and someday you'll be able to play the two songs you remember at houses that also have pianos."

The Escape Key

'It's not encrypted, Captain. That's just the clerk's usual typing.'

'It is now safe to kick and swear at your computer'

Col Pugno

Cyberwarfare

Explosion - "About the computer, try to remember the last three keys you pressed."

Computer whisperer.

"Pressing the escape key won't get you out of the boss' doghouse."

"Is there a geek of any kind in the house?"

Organ transport team

Keyboard in Front of a Organ

Claviers

"My cat just gave me the greatest password! She walked across my keyboard."

'There's something wrong with this keyboard. It's not in alphabetical order.'

Penny got carpal tunnel, and had to hunt and peck.

'You need to stop worrying so much about making a spelling mistake, Dear...you're becoming a typochondriac!'

"I'll only be a few minutes more dad!"

'No, now I'm just fighting inbox inequality."

'Nah! He's not my type.'

'Chief, the lab analyzed the keyboard. The suspect smokes, has long fingernails, and eats a whole of of cheese crackers.'