Keyboard Kid Prints

"This won't last long. I'll practice right after Mom gets home from work."

'You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it while I was in the womb.'

Hello, my name is riskyy@ronny5 and I am addicted to comments boards.

"I was going to play the Moonlight Sonata, but I forgot the key."

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, Kevin. You need to know them so you can Blog.'

'I'm a virtuoso on the middle pedal.'

"He's very disciplined about his writing, every morning he stares at the keyboard for at least 4 hours before he allows himself a cup of tea!"

A woman playing a keyboard

"Eventually the instrument becomes an extension of your body."

Bill Bailey

'How many words per minute do you type?'

The Work-from-Home-Polka

"Keep practicing, and someday you'll be able to play the two songs you remember at houses that also have pianos."

Pianist carrying his instrument.

The Escape Key

'It's not encrypted, Captain. That's just the clerk's usual typing.'

'It is now safe to kick and swear at your computer'

Explosion - "About the computer, try to remember the last three keys you pressed."

Col Pugno

Cyberwarfare

Computer whisperer.

Organ transport team

Keyboard in Front of a Organ

"Pressing the escape key won't get you out of the boss' doghouse."

Claviers

"Is there a geek of any kind in the house?"

"My cat just gave me the greatest password! She walked across my keyboard."

'There's something wrong with this keyboard. It's not in alphabetical order.'

Penny got carpal tunnel, and had to hunt and peck.

'You need to stop worrying so much about making a spelling mistake, Dear...you're becoming a typochondriac!'

"I'll only be a few minutes more dad!"

'No, now I'm just fighting inbox inequality."

Uh-oh, Bob, you got paste and match! Right hand option, left hand up arrow, right food command, left foot V. Keyboard Shortcuts Twister.

'Nah! He's not my type.'

"Oh shit! What have I done? Undo key! Undo key!"