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"An un-observed universe ceases to exist. Yeah right!"

Alice in Wonderland: The Queen Turns into a Pack of Cards.

A Knight Arrives at a Boiling Lake Filled with Monsters (Don Quixote).

Wikipedia...

"Scientists confirmed today that everything we know about the structure of the universe is wrongedy-wrong-wrong."

"All right, pal, I'm just saying, that's what I'd do if it was my Large Hadron Collider."

'I was working on developing anti-matter under laboratory conditions, but I couldn't find anything to keep it in.'

"It's an interdimensional portal that can facilitate travel across both space and time... but we mostly use it for storage."

'Well, dammit, I say he should stop and ask someone!'

'I'd do better if I knew all the words you know!'

'My God Pearson you're right. All these years the greates scientific minds have been looking for the theory of everything and all we had to do was Google it!'

Time Travel Research Lab

"May I borrow your glasses so I can find my glasses?"

"We seem to be at that point where particle physics leaves of and theology begins."

Answers to last week's brain-teasers

'I had laser eye surgery and I still can't find the remote.'

'Scientists claim they have found the 'God Particle'. In a related story, they are still looking for the 'Job Creator Particle'.'

Two men in war bonnets sit in front of a giant skull

'So, there really is a Higgs Boson?'

"Dark energy's hard to detect because it's made from happiness."

'Newton's fourth law - physicists congregate periodically in obscure European cities to have their picture taken, and then they quickly disperse.

"That's not a Tracey Emin - that is Tracey Emin."

Trying to hold on to the question.

Higgs Boson particles at a training session: "Geneva is a no-fly zone."

Questioning

'I became a theoretical physicist because my poor hand-eye coordination precluded me from doing experiments...'

"Hello! - Have you ever thought about changing your energy supplier..?"

"How would I know what 'the meaning of life' is...? I was hoping you were mountain rescue!"