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"An un-observed universe ceases to exist. Yeah right!"

Alice in Wonderland: The Queen Turns into a Pack of Cards.

Wouldn't it be cool if we could live in the Middle Ages, Randy? We could roam the countryside on horses and carry swords. We could hang out in taverns and drink ale, maybe earn enough coin to hire a hero … Then we could go on a quest. Maybe slay some golems. I think it's a real sign of intellectual maturity that we haven't even mentioned maidens yet. Real Middle-Ages maidens would eat you for breakfast.

A Knight Arrives at a Boiling Lake Filled with Monsters (Don Quixote).

Wikipedia...

"Quantum Physics"? How am I going to learn all of this stuff? A bit at a time?

"Scientists confirmed today that everything we know about the structure of the universe is wrongedy-wrong-wrong."

"All right, pal, I'm just saying, that's what I'd do if it was my Large Hadron Collider."

'I was working on developing anti-matter under laboratory conditions, but I couldn't find anything to keep it in.'

"It's an interdimensional portal that can facilitate travel across both space and time... but we mostly use it for storage."

'Well, dammit, I say he should stop and ask someone!'

Time Travel Research Lab

'I'd do better if I knew all the words you know!'

'My God Pearson you're right. All these years the greates scientific minds have been looking for the theory of everything and all we had to do was Google it!'

"We seem to be at that point where particle physics leaves of and theology begins."

"May I borrow your glasses so I can find my glasses?"

Answers to last week's brain-teasers

'I had laser eye surgery and I still can't find the remote.'

'Scientists claim they have found the 'God Particle'. In a related story, they are still looking for the 'Job Creator Particle'.'

Two men in war bonnets sit in front of a giant skull

"Dark energy's hard to detect because it's made from happiness."

'So, there really is a Higgs Boson?'

'Newton's fourth law - physicists congregate periodically in obscure European cities to have their picture taken, and then they quickly disperse.

"That's not a Tracey Emin - that is Tracey Emin."

'He's close -- he's developed a unified field theory for everything except anchovies.'

Trying to hold on to the question.

'I became a theoretical physicist because my poor hand-eye coordination precluded me from doing experiments...'

Questioning

Higgs Boson particles at a training session: "Geneva is a no-fly zone."

"How would I know what 'the meaning of life' is...? I was hoping you were mountain rescue!"

"Hello! - Have you ever thought about changing your energy supplier..?"