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"An un-observed universe ceases to exist. Yeah right!"

Alice in Wonderland: The Queen Turns into a Pack of Cards.

A Knight Arrives at a Boiling Lake Filled with Monsters (Don Quixote).

"When it comes to fixing his own computer, I call it his PDDIY project. That stands for please DON'T do it yourself."

"Scientists confirmed today that everything we know about the structure of the universe is wrongedy-wrong-wrong."

Tech support...can I help you!

"All right, pal, I'm just saying, that's what I'd do if it was my Large Hadron Collider."

"It's an interdimensional portal that can facilitate travel across both space and time... but we mostly use it for storage."

'I was working on developing anti-matter under laboratory conditions, but I couldn't find anything to keep it in.'

'Well, dammit, I say he should stop and ask someone!'

"We seem to be at that point where particle physics leaves of and theology begins."

Answers to last week's brain-teasers

Manual Labor.

"May I borrow your glasses so I can find my glasses?"

'There's been an update. Instead of abracadabra, it's option/control key.'

Time Travel Research Lab

'My God Pearson you're right. All these years the greates scientific minds have been looking for the theory of everything and all we had to do was Google it!'

'I had laser eye surgery and I still can't find the remote.'

'Scientists claim they have found the 'God Particle'. In a related story, they are still looking for the 'Job Creator Particle'.'

'We're not interested in how you work with people, just computers.'

"Hey, there's a spare key hidden under this cloud!"

'It's all right, Dad -- it's a Buddhist chat room!'

"Dark energy's hard to detect because it's made from happiness."

"Thanks for the offer... but I'd rather see if tech support can get my computer running."

'Newton's fourth law - physicists congregate periodically in obscure European cities to have their picture taken, and then they quickly disperse.

"I don't know how to do fractions, but I do know how to build a computer that does them for me."

True Loves

'So, there really is a Higgs Boson?'

'Tech support says your anti-virus software did not catch the problem since it is not a virus. It's a bacterium.'

Trying to hold on to the question.

computer trick with teapot and cup

"Hello! - Have you ever thought about changing your energy supplier..?"

"You fix computers, and I fix people. Judging by the shape you're in, my job will be a lot more challenging than yours."