Vision Quester Pillows

'I had laser eye surgery and I still can't find the remote.'

'You'll need a while to get used to them.'

'Don't worship me.' 'I've lost a contact lens.'

"May I borrow your glasses so I can find my glasses?"

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Tiny Visions

Airplane Mode.

Hospital Departments

'It's Blurred.'

"Well, now we've seen it."

"Sarah, get me my own billboard right across the way. I'd like an office with a nice view."

"I think I need an eye check: I almost got fooled by a lure yesterday..."

"All I see is more trees."

"Who's the artist?"

A person seeking truth walks on a treadmill.

The optician's arrival ended Phil's short sightedness and his 15 year island exile.

'You say you're having trouble seeing the future.'

"The meaning of life is having a spectacular view."

Two men in war bonnets sit in front of a giant skull

"It's ok for you! My cartoonist just can't adapt to his new varifocals!!"

"Nothing wrong with your eyesight sir: must have been a mirage you saw..."

'I've overcome my fears of personal mortality and the indifference of the Universe, but I'm still a little worried about those skip-tracers.'

"If you can't see the sea I can recommend an optician in the High Street."

Leadership Qualities

'Well you're an eye doctor aren't you'

'Don't worry Sir, being colour-blind is not much of a problem around here...'

Man who's eyes are in his glasses,

"I'm here for an examination, my ditzy missus thinks I may need glasses."

'But your advert said, Fantastic view.' - 'She's out right now.'

"How would I know what 'the meaning of life' is...? I was hoping you were mountain rescue!"

Philosophy Department - Are You Really Here?

"Let's say that's better without, shall we?"

'...and this glorious cliff-top property has recently been reduced by fifty per-cent.'

Focus Group: "Better or worse? How about now? Better or worse?"

"You see, I told you it was worth the climb! Your first 'bird's eye view'. . ."