Computer Curiosity Pillows

Fortune teller using a computer rather than traditional methods

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Randall couldn't wait to see what else the 'Magic Trash Can' could make disappear.

"You say it all the time, so I climbed every tree to prove it. You were right, money doesn't grow on trees."

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"My latest sighting turned out to be just another weather balloon."

"Don't make me warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

"Excuse me ma'am, may I help you cross the road so that I can get the answer to this dumb joke my friend keeps telling?"

'Larry liked to crack the window before bed.'

"When it comes to fixing his own computer, I call it his PDDIY project. That stands for please DON'T do it yourself."

That must be my computer date... (Answers door to robot).

'Dad, when do I stop being a wholly owned subsidy of you and Mom?'

"See what you get for thinking outside the fishbowl!"

'Yeah, bit how does the stork get into the maternity room?'

'All I wanted to know is if that word was naughty.'

"But but ... if we remove all the additives there'll be nothing left!"

'You sloth and gluttony guys have it easy -- I'm here for envy!'

It was her last day so Mary decided to find out something that had bugged her for years: what the button with the skull & crossbones was for.

People on the train reading each other's books - only it's the same as their own.

'What makes you think you know so much?' - 'Your questions.'

'Why's the sky so high?' - 'So the birds don't bump their heads.'

"I'm enhancing my appreciation for the knowledge gathered by humankind."

Long before Newton, Yampoo discovers gravity, unfortunately the Liazo Tribe doesn't have a written alphabet.

Young girl asks young boy what time he wakes in the morning

Honorable mention in science: the Nobel surprise.

Go on! Pick a card.

'What happens after the end of time?'

"If something is neither here nor there, where is it?"

'Invasion of privacy.'

"When satire becomes indistinguishable from reality, there's a problem."

Snow White and the Seven Dorks.

'... Because it's the law! That's why!'

"Let me through... I’m an armchair detective!"

STRIP Hambone: Computer addict

'I understand night and day, but which came first?'