Key Hunter Pillows

'What a way to start a marriage, losing the key to the front door!'

"No, wisdom is not hereditary, it's something you need to earn yourself..."

Thank you

"If I have this peanut in my pocket, it means I must have buried my keys!"

"Donald, the dog wants to get back in."

''Science is nothing but trained and organized common sense' Thomas Huxley, 1825-1895.'

Essential work against Coronavirus

"I'm referring you to a specialist."

A question you can't ask at a football game - 'Has anyone lost their keys?'

"And, should you ever lose the key to the city, I hid another one here."

"Hey, there's a spare key hidden under this cloud!"

"Some 'King'. They didn't even give me an N95."

A Lesson in Leadership: Misplacing your keys isn't a problem, unless you have to enlist the whole school's support to find them.

You could have saved yourself a lot of time my reading my syndicated advice column.

'Is this what you're looking for?'

A detective and a dog are tracing footsteps and dog prints.

'I've discovered that the rings around Saturn are composed of lost keys, socks and grocery lists.'

'What do you mean you've misplace the keys?'

'What do you mean you lost the keys?'

Heroes

The Mosskeytoe.

'Curiosity'

"Hmm, most common places old farts leave their glasses and car keys!!"

'A couple of years ago, nobody knew anything. Now, everybody wants to know everything.'

Thank you healthcare heroes

'I can't find my key.'

'He gave me my own key so I can get back in when I want to.'

'I take it, you're just starting out.'

'Darling you left the key in the car again!'

"It's all in my book, but its out of print."

Coronavirus Warriors

Thank You...For Everything You Do.

Oh great. Where are we going to find a locksmith willing to come out on a night like this?

"I'm looking for justice."

'You'll have to wait until I find my keys.'