Kazoo Lover Gifts

'Buy you new equipment? Are you kidding? Our budget is already so tight that we have a kazooist because we can't afford an organ.'

"When I said you were instrumental to this company, the instrument I had in mind was a kazoo."

City Zoo: Day Care

Copycats

Polly txt speak

Police Feline Unit

"Think of it as twenty one in human years. I'll take a bourbon and toilet water."

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

'Hmph. College kids.'

"I groom all day and still look like a baboon."

"Why do they do that?"

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

"And I'll also take my steak raw thank you."

"Maybe the next one will be a singles cruise."

"I call it 'Bad Dog.'"

"I dunno, I guess I just don't believe in myself anymore."

'Of course I'll still love you when you're old and skinny!'

"Cat box"

'Ahhh...'

Life is for the birds.

'What the... MOM! This isn't deer! It's a yucky tourist again!!'

Facts of life - The birds and the dogs.

"When is my next parole hearing?"

"Great cruise except the zip lining got flooded."

"The fish sticks here are very good."

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

This is Lenny the leopard with the on-the-spot news.

Dog chews 'The Cat Book'.

Squirrel Chasing a Dog

Fly Football

"Did you sleep awkwardly again?"

Faster, Georges, faster!

Swan Fairy Tales

'Goodness, no Doctor, my husband is not calling you any insulting names. He's a duck and that's the only word he knows.'

Billy. The Kid.