Kazoo Enthusiasts Gifts

The problem is, these free music downloads on the internet are killing the Siberian kazoo folk-pop trio industry.

City Zoo: Day Care

The Zoo.

"They're wearing cameras. How humiliating."

A mother and baby elephant

"Petting zoo" "Heavy petting zoo"

"Congratulations. It's a chick."

Raised by Dogs

Sign in Lion Enclosure: 'Please Don't Eat the People.'

"He didn't do anything, Gregory. This is a zoo"

Children have their campsite ruined by an assortment of farm animals.

"So when my dad said I couldn't have a dog..."

"Bruh, that is some SERIOUS kazoo."

Dog's In Tray and Out Tray

Scene from 'Night of the Koala'

"Here we go again. Look at me everybody....I'm a cloud."

'Motherhood is great, but I get a really sore back...'

Dorothy, the lion, and the scarecrow, are suddenly confronted by the tin man of Oz.

Zoo Inc. Management Structure

Zoo. Diet Clinic. Hey everybody --- There's no longer an 800-pound gorilla in the room!

"It's nowhere near as far away as we thought!"

"Oh just ignore him!...he always shows off when we have visitors!"

Zoo. It's wednesday again --- time to wash the camels. I hate "hump" day. (Published originally on July 20, 2005).

"'Course I've seen one before...but never one that ate peanuts!"

Rogue elephant

I'm sure it's fake.

'Like you, I don't know why they feed us every day, but as long as they do it, I'll stay...'

'Grrrr....'

The Litany Of Fun

'You did remember the condoms didn't you?'

'Don't worry about it Dear: You know Daddy gets grumpy if he doesn't get his daily eighteen hours of sleep...'

'This bottle of whisky will give you 'Dutch courage', it's the best I can do.'

Zoo warden attempting to impress woman visitor

Try to look cute. Women love a guy who is nurturing an adorable pet. Does this little fella belong to you? He sure does. Really. He belongs to you> Is that how you feel? You own him? A creature like this belongs in a zoo you exploitative, egotistical jerk. Gulp. It just so happens that's what I like in a guy. It's life's twists and turns that I like. Your monkey just puked on me.

Casual Friday at the Zoo. Penguins.