Kazoo Enthusiasts Gifts

City Zoo: Day Care

The Zoo.

"They're wearing cameras. How humiliating."

A mother and baby elephant

"Petting zoo" "Heavy petting zoo"

"Congratulations. It's a chick."

Raised by Dogs

Sign in Lion Enclosure: 'Please Don't Eat the People.'

"He didn't do anything, Gregory. This is a zoo"

Children have their campsite ruined by an assortment of farm animals.

"Bruh, that is some SERIOUS kazoo."

Dog's In Tray and Out Tray

Scene from 'Night of the Koala'

"Here we go again. Look at me everybody....I'm a cloud."

"So when my dad said I couldn't have a dog..."

'Motherhood is great, but I get a really sore back...'

Zoo Inc. Management Structure

Dorothy, the lion, and the scarecrow, are suddenly confronted by the tin man of Oz.

"It's nowhere near as far away as we thought!"

Rogue elephant

"Oh just ignore him!...he always shows off when we have visitors!"

"'Course I've seen one before...but never one that ate peanuts!"

'Like you, I don't know why they feed us every day, but as long as they do it, I'll stay...'

'Grrrr....'

The Litany Of Fun

'Don't worry about it Dear: You know Daddy gets grumpy if he doesn't get his daily eighteen hours of sleep...'

'You did remember the condoms didn't you?'

'This bottle of whisky will give you 'Dutch courage', it's the best I can do.'

'Of course he knows he's a monkey, Timmy. You know you're a monkey, don't you?'