Lenny the Cadaver dog had one heck of a story to tell the boys at the k-9 training...
K-9 Training Gifts
Looking for the perfect gift for a K-9 trainer or dog lover? Our collection combines funny and thoughtful designs that capture the spirit of dedicated dog training. Whether they’re guiding pups or just passionate about their loyal companions, find a gift that speaks to their heart — from practical accessories to witty decor.
"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"
"Behold the secret to happiness."
Bitchbark Canoe
It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.
Lady taking her little dog to the chemist with a cough
'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'
"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"
Polly txt speak
"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."
"See? I told you changing his food would be traumatizing."
'So far, I've taught him to fetch.'
'I'd say he's 10 percent 'pet' and 90 percent 'Lord and Master of All He Surveys'.'
"Pick me!"
"Think of it as twenty one in human years. I'll take a bourbon and toilet water."
"Those aren't coconuts, they're tennis balls." "Sweet mother of Novak Djokovic!" The island of lost tennis balls.
'Well, it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'
'With 73 dog obedience books read between us, I think we must consider defeat.'
Wally Begins research for his thesis entitled "who's a good dog?"
"What you call tricks I call humiliations."
"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."
"No no, I said sit!!"
"Sometimes ... I just want to run away."
"I want him to have the serenity to accept the things he can't pee on, the patience to pee on the things he can outside, and the wisdom to know the difference." "But I'll probably just take him to a trainer."
"He was overly socialized as a puppy."
'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'
"So, tell me a little bit more about this house training you mention on your CV."
"My emotional support dog ate my comfort food."
'I wonder if they have any water filters?'
'When he's happy he can cool the entire downstairs.'
"They think we're their best friend. Just play along with it."
'That was fun!'
Things to do: 1. Sit 2. Stay 3. Sit 4. Stay
Dog looks perplexed as man has his head out the window taking in the beer smells.
'Fetch.'
K-9 Training Gifts Collection
K-9 Training Mugs
Explore our range of humorous and heartfelt K-9 training mugs—perfect for adding a splash of personality to every coffee break.
K-9 Training Pillows
Browse our cozy K-9 training pillows—bring canine charm and humor into your living space or favorite training spot.
K-9 Training Prints
Discover our delightful K-9 training prints—perfect for inspiring or decorating your dog-loving home or training space.
K-9 Training T-Shirts
Check out our collection of K-9 training T-shirts—fun, comfortable, and ideal for showcasing your passion for dogs and training.