Juvenile Justice Gifts

The Supreme Court, Juvenile Divisio: "As usual, the obvious precedent for this case is the children v. Mommy."

Trial by Media

'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?'

Solicitor speaks legal jargon and has a translator who tells client: 'You haven't a hope!'

Nelson Mandela in despair over the crime rates in SA.

"Talk, Wallace - where'd you hide the loot?"

"What do you recommend for someone being tried in absentia?"

'Look -- I'm willing to forget about all this if you are.'

"We're suing you under equal opportunities legislation for failure to represent our rights"

Your enemy is defeated by Fate

"Now that's a win."

"Where do you see yourself in 20 to 25 years?"

'What's wrong with those Europeans? We have more murders in this city than England, France Germany and Spain combined.'

The real murderer of Boris Nemtsov?

"Judgement Day: Division Four"

Florida Governor, Rick Scott, cuts funding for rape victims.

When Engineers Crack.

"You're either lying or not telling the truth."

"Since you have already been convicted by the media, I imagine we can wrap this up pretty quickly."

Lady Justice and Confidential Files

"When it comes to medical malpractice, most lawyers only go for the money... ...I go for the doctor's head."

"Who wrote this "Law of the Jungle" nonsense? It is highly biased in favour of predators!"

'The good teen-age mime chooses to study for an exam, while the bad one chooses to steal hubcaps.'

Truth

'Normally, I hate a rush to judgement - but I'm doing this case pro bono.'

'Your Honor, my client would like to wave his right to a speedy trial.'

"Now that I've swung back to depression, I'm truly sorry for what I did when I was manic."

'This court finds you guilty Mr. Jones. As your punishment, the bailiff here will slug you one.'

Anti-war libra.

"I felt I could make more of a difference within the system."

"Have you, or any of your acquaintances, ever been described as 'frolicsome'?"

'Your Honor, in order to avoid being sued, we find the defendant 'Not guilty.''