Juvenile Justice Worker Gifts

Adult Crime, Not Adult Logic

Parole officer: Hanging in and hanging out.

I got an A in despair.

'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?'

We're here at House of Java cafe at an all-too-familiar scene. House of Java.net Cybercafe. Tommy Jones, a local boy, has been caught stealing a scone. A minor offense? Not to the cafe's proprietor. He's demanding the boy be sentenced as an adult. But I'm eight! Wahhh! Add a year to the sentence for whining and crying.

The real murderer of Boris Nemtsov?

"You're either lying or not telling the truth."

Police Statetion

"In a just world we'd have 'No Lawyer Left Behind'."

Old West Bounty Hunter.

Deer against capital punishment about to be shot.

Human Rights for All

"Saving Lois Lane a dozen times doesn't mean you can claim her as a dependent on your taxes."

"If anyone wants me, Ms. Clark, I'll be down in the youth department."

'Don't worry boss, it's probably archaic!'

'How am I going to get all this back in the tube?'

'That will be 100 hours of community service in some other community.'

Old administration and torture.

911: Would You Like Us To Commit a Crime?

Mentoring Unit: 'Go on! You can do it! You can be a mentor!'

The Investigation

New York Corruption - 'Wholesale and Retail' - Double Standards in Dealing with NY Thieves

Your witness, Mr. Fusco. I would hope so, your honor

'I was afraid cameras in the court would lead to this.'

'You are about to become professionals. You will no longer work for free. You will work pro bono.'

'At least hanging around street corners reminds us we're at a crossroads in our lives.'

Washing line with robber outfit and swag bag hanging up to dry.

Bambridge on Trial for Murder.

He's under house arrest. Police Line. Do Not Cross.

"Remember, we're not just making money. We're building prisons."

Roman Emperor Trump Pointing to El Salvador

'I wouldn't worry too much about his communication skills....grunting is perfectly normal at his age!'

"I know it's the right thing to do, but if we call the cops this sandbox will be tied up for weeks."

"A word to the wise, counselor: Anymore of these tiresome displays of ethics, and I'll have you jailed for contempt."

Crime and Punishment: c.f., Bradley Manning