Justice System Buff Gifts

"Not guilty?"

"Here they come!"

Looks like Bob got community service.

'I believe the 'Gov'nor' used to run a B&B in Blackpool.'

'Sir, the jury says if this trial isn't over soon, they're going to plead temporary insanity.'

"You can't object, you're a juror."

Solicitor speaks legal jargon and has a translator who tells client: 'You haven't a hope!'

Minority Report

"Since you have already been convicted by the media, I imagine we can wrap this up pretty quickly."

"You moved two spaced and then one space to the side? Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, that sure sounds illegal."

"Gimme a 'D'! Gimme an 'N'! Gimme an 'A'!"

"Tell us the one about swift justice, Grandpa."

The Jose Padilla Experience

'He's not called the 'Hanging About Judge' for nothing.'

'I couldn't help noticing that nobody swore YOU in!'

"Am I going to get my just desserts?"

"The ignorance of the lawyer is no excuse."

"'If you can't say something nice, don't say it at all' doesn't work with a grand jury."

'My client has required the services of countless law enforcement, court, penal and probation personnel. He's not a menace...he's a jobs creator!'

"That settles it. I'm moving for a retrial."

'In this next precedent, an attorney lost his frivolous lawsuit complaint and his opponent then filed a frivolous 'frivolous lawsuit' lawsuit.'

'It wasn't a hate crime, Your Honor — I actually kind of liked the guy.'

"Honestly, I have no idea what a 'habeas corpus' is."

"Apparently, you have very little respect for our judicial system, sauntering in here with only one lawyer."

"Can you hear me now?"

'I bet this is going to be another round of criminal bashing, isn't it?'

"And here's good news for the defense. I am disqualifying myself on the grounds of blatant prejudice."

"It was a crime of passion, not the defendant's offense, out verdict."

'I've been charged with evading jury duty.'

"Yes, Your Honor. I am Mr. Brandon, Mr. Shindelbower's attorney, along with his agent and publicist."

Hermes, Process Server Of The Gods

"Remember, we're not just making money. We're building prisons."

"You've gotta be for Trump. It's all about the judges."

"One soft drink and eleven stiff drinks."

"I plead guilty, Your Honor, but only in a nice, white-collar sort of way."