Junkyard Jewel Hunter T-Shirts

I brake for anything discarded that I can bring to the Antiques Roadshow

'Well, the good news is; You won't need to tax and insure it.'

Things my vacuum likes to suck up

'Like the 'Cobra' and the 'Viper', my car is named for a snake too - the 'Rattler'.'

Junk Science. (Scientist sits in lawn chair just outside of junk yard.)

' ... or you could park it near the Dynamite Shack at Klutz Construction.'

'...and someday this will all be yours, Son.'

'Something tells me we're close!'

Salvage Hunters

'There are five of ua, a high wall with razor wire: It must be something really valuable or secret we're guarding...'

"Oh, good! Lucille is sending me some stuff!"

Manifold Destiny

Let's Get the Band Back Together

Magnetic North

'I thought you said the deal went down?!'

Throwing away your brain

Al's Junkfood Restaurant next to Al's Junkyard.

'Can you prove that was under your granny's sideboard?'

Hoarder Collie

'My car! My car!'

Al's Computer Salvage.

'Got any heavy metal, squire?'

'I'm working here only long enough to add 'Junk Yard Dog to my resume.'

'I have a metal plate in my head, a tin ear and brass balls...direct me to a junk yard.'

"There is nothing of value here."

'Can't we just toss another coin?.'

"It's Joe's junk yard. He wants to buy some air time on the trashiest show we've got."

"Push it a little more to the right. A little more. Right there. Perfect."

"Deals in junk....talks a load of rubbish."

Antique Anvil Collectors Item - "Collectors item means you collect it."

Any Old Iron? - Tat Nav.

'Your junkyard is well organized. How do you do it?"

"I hear she was quite a jewelry collector..."

'What are you after, Perch, Tench?'

"I'd like to buy your garage but I don't know how I would carry it."