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Hoarder Collie

"I know other hospitals are worried about the superbug, but ours is the only one that understands the accounts system."

'The good teen-age mime chooses to study for an exam, while the bad one chooses to steal hubcaps.'

I used to eat plenty of natural foods, but then I found out that most people die of natural causes.

'Everybody from Liverpool's a comedian.'

'I thought your new year's resolution was to get the monkey off your back!'

"Any other skills?"

Rodins rotten juggler

'Diet? Yeah I'm on a prop's diet...pies,chips,burgers and coke!'

' ... or you could park it near the Dynamite Shack at Klutz Construction.'

'Purpose of visit?'

'Why can't I park it here? I'm just getting my moneys worth.'

"Of course, when we landscape the place, we'll get rid of that old washing machine and replace it with one that's indigenous to these parts."

'I'm sorry, this is the line for people who volunteered to help their community. You're looking for the eternal damnation department.'

'...and someday this will all be yours, Son.'

'Don't leave me hanging!'

I brake for anything discarded that I can bring to the Antiques Roadshow

'There are five of ua, a high wall with razor wire: It must be something really valuable or secret we're guarding...'

'Whatever fast food - fried stuff, fat, sugar, salt for the 'Doesn't Bother Me' person'.

Warning: Eating this food could result in a decrease of health benefits

"He damaged a nerve when he pulled the thorn out. I'd have had a surefire malpractice suit if I hadn't eaten him."

Suicide by overeating.

Banana Arcade Game

Turkey Hostage.

"I hate it hen the red oil light comes on!"

'Cheetah?... Boy?...Simba?... Jane?....'

"It's creepy the way they play with their food."

Magnetic North

Let's Get the Band Back Together

'Have a McWater. It's all we can serve without being sued.'

Throwing away your brain

'Consumer alert! Consumer alert! - If it tastes good, spit it out!'

'It sounds like the Zulu Standup Comic tribe is restless tonight! I hear rimshots!'

Al's Junkfood Restaurant next to Al's Junkyard.

'Can you prove that was under your granny's sideboard?'