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Hoarder Collie

"I know other hospitals are worried about the superbug, but ours is the only one that understands the accounts system."

'The good teen-age mime chooses to study for an exam, while the bad one chooses to steal hubcaps.'

I used to eat plenty of natural foods, but then I found out that most people die of natural causes.

'Everybody from Liverpool's a comedian.'

'I thought your new year's resolution was to get the monkey off your back!'

"Any other skills?"

Rodins rotten juggler

'Diet? Yeah I'm on a prop's diet...pies,chips,burgers and coke!'

' ... or you could park it near the Dynamite Shack at Klutz Construction.'

'Why can't I park it here? I'm just getting my moneys worth.'

"Of course, when we landscape the place, we'll get rid of that old washing machine and replace it with one that's indigenous to these parts."

'Purpose of visit?'

'I'm sorry, this is the line for people who volunteered to help their community. You're looking for the eternal damnation department.'

'...and someday this will all be yours, Son.'

'There are five of ua, a high wall with razor wire: It must be something really valuable or secret we're guarding...'

'Don't leave me hanging!'

'Whatever fast food - fried stuff, fat, sugar, salt for the 'Doesn't Bother Me' person'.

Suicide by overeating.

"He damaged a nerve when he pulled the thorn out. I'd have had a surefire malpractice suit if I hadn't eaten him."

Warning: Eating this food could result in a decrease of health benefits

Magnetic North

Turkey Hostage.

"It's creepy the way they play with their food."

"I hate it hen the red oil light comes on!"

Banana Arcade Game

'Cheetah?... Boy?...Simba?... Jane?....'

Let's Get the Band Back Together

'Have a McWater. It's all we can serve without being sued.'

Throwing away your brain

'Consumer alert! Consumer alert! - If it tastes good, spit it out!'

Al's Junkfood Restaurant next to Al's Junkyard.

'Can you prove that was under your granny's sideboard?'

'You should be grateful, wife! When I eat all that fat and cholesterol, you can't eat it and stay healthy!'

Thrift: 'Collect a smaller child than your own from school... It eats less and fits the old clothes of the previous child.'