Junky Gourmet T-Shirts

Celebrate their culinary passion with fun and witty gourmet junkie-themed t-shirts. These shirts showcase their love for gourmet treats with a playful, stylish twist.

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'While Mom's away Dad will be feeding us from the four major food groups: Canned, Frozen, Fast and Junk.'

'While Mom's away Dad will be feeding us from the four major food groups: Canned, Frozen, Fast and Junk.' mockup

'While Mom's away Dad will be feeding us from the four major food groups: Canned, Frozen, Fast and Junk.'

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"Dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, onion bagel with Nutella and cream cheese, dirt, dirt, dirt..."

"Dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, onion bagel with Nutella and cream cheese, dirt, dirt, dirt..." mockup

"Dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, onion bagel with Nutella and cream cheese, dirt, dirt, dirt..."

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"How fresh is the calamari?"

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"I forgot to take a pic of the tacos." mockup

"I forgot to take a pic of the tacos."

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'I'll have the bacon and hay wrap.' mockup

'I'll have the bacon and hay wrap.'

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Recipes from The Lying Gourmet

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'We call it the 'Tomato Surprise' because the chef tinkered with the DNA a little.'

'We call it the 'Tomato Surprise' because the chef tinkered with the DNA a little.' mockup

'We call it the 'Tomato Surprise' because the chef tinkered with the DNA a little.'

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'Would you care for some fresh pepper? Well too bad, because all we have is these dried up old peppercorns.'

'Would you care for some fresh pepper? Well too bad, because all we have is these dried up old peppercorns.' mockup

'Would you care for some fresh pepper? Well too bad, because all we have is these dried up old peppercorns.'

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'As far as we know, no one who has eaten our genetically-modified food has turned into a creature or anything.'

'As far as we know, no one who has eaten our genetically-modified food has turned into a creature or anything.' mockup

'As far as we know, no one who has eaten our genetically-modified food has turned into a creature or anything.'

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The Good Feud Guide - 'Delia Smith does a nice roasted Worrall-Thompson.'

The Good Feud Guide - 'Delia Smith does a nice roasted Worrall-Thompson.' mockup

The Good Feud Guide - 'Delia Smith does a nice roasted Worrall-Thompson.'

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Cat eating fish from fishbowl.

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'Pigs feet, sir? 'ARE THEY PICKLED?' mockup

'Pigs feet, sir? 'ARE THEY PICKLED?'

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'That's funny... I could have sworn I saw the chef put him on the platter.'

'That's funny... I could have sworn I saw the chef put him on the platter.' mockup

'That's funny... I could have sworn I saw the chef put him on the platter.'

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Stand back - while I whip something up mockup

Stand back - while I whip something up

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'Make it four beers and an '02 Brunello di Montalcino, if you've got it, for you-know-who.'

'Make it four beers and an '02 Brunello di Montalcino, if you've got it, for you-know-who.' mockup

'Make it four beers and an '02 Brunello di Montalcino, if you've got it, for you-know-who.'

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'He left it to me. Isn't a double Salmanazar of '55 Chateau Cheval Blanc the perfect match with the side garden salad?'

'He left it to me. Isn't a double Salmanazar of '55 Chateau Cheval Blanc the perfect match with the side garden salad?' mockup

'He left it to me. Isn't a double Salmanazar of '55 Chateau Cheval Blanc the perfect match with the side garden salad?'

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"Do you have a dollar menu?"

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'It's her signature dish.'

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Frisbee dog catching pizza dough

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'It's all made by stateless people, wanderers, nomads, whose only anchor is cheese.'

'It's all made by stateless people, wanderers, nomads, whose only anchor is cheese.' mockup

'It's all made by stateless people, wanderers, nomads, whose only anchor is cheese.'

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"This can't be soup....where are all the little letters that usually float in it?"

"This can't be soup....where are all the little letters that usually float in it?" mockup

"This can't be soup....where are all the little letters that usually float in it?"

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'Coool! What's that called? 'Suicide bomber chicken'?'

'Coool! What's that called? 'Suicide bomber chicken'?' mockup

'Coool! What's that called? 'Suicide bomber chicken'?'

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Chinese Novel Cookie

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"And for dessert we offer death by chocolate, after life sponge, or the damned for eternity tart."

"And for dessert we offer death by chocolate, after life sponge, or the damned for eternity tart." mockup

"And for dessert we offer death by chocolate, after life sponge, or the damned for eternity tart."

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'Manners are the noises you don't make while you eat.'

'Manners are the noises you don't make while you eat.' mockup

'Manners are the noises you don't make while you eat.'

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"I eat the genetically modified flounder all the time and it's delicious."

"I eat the genetically modified flounder all the time and it's delicious." mockup

"I eat the genetically modified flounder all the time and it's delicious."

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'Your diet is so bad that your arteries are all blocked, but the angioplasty should open things up and get the maple syrup flowing again.'

'Your diet is so bad that your arteries are all blocked, but the angioplasty should open things up and get the maple syrup flowing again.' mockup

'Your diet is so bad that your arteries are all blocked, but the angioplasty should open things up and get the maple syrup flowing again.'

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'I forgot to bring my lunch - could I clone yours?'

'I forgot to bring my lunch - could I clone yours?' mockup

'I forgot to bring my lunch - could I clone yours?'

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"Let me guess. You want a happy meal." mockup

"Let me guess. You want a happy meal."

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Popular methods for getting the check mockup

Popular methods for getting the check

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'Hoopla!'

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Picasso paints AND eats like a child! mockup

Picasso paints AND eats like a child!

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'Better than fresh - everything is irradiated.'

'Better than fresh - everything is irradiated.' mockup

'Better than fresh - everything is irradiated.'

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Junky Gourmet T-Shirts Collection

Junky Gourmet Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs featuring gourmet junkie humor—perfect for those who love their coffee as rich as their favorite treats.

Junky Gourmet Pillows

Relax with humorous gourmet junkie pillows that bring a playful touch to your living space or kitchen nook.

Junky Gourmet Prints

Decorate your walls with our gourmet-inspired prints—clever designs that celebrate culinary creativity and indulgence.