Junk Shopping Gifts

Salvage Hunters

'Be honest. Does this double bacon cheeseburger with large fries and shake make me look fat?'

Homo Gamus

'Now that's what I call a kebab... a skewer with whole pies!'

A golden Big Boy holding a plate of poop

Menu Dating

"Each order comes with 10 minutes of free guilt counseling."

'They say that poker is a sport. I hope they don't start testing for steroids.'

'Kudos to Bill for the cotton candy machine idea!'

The proper term for our special promotion is Triple Cheeseburger with a Gazillion fries...not the triple bypass special!

'I can't conceal it any longer - the food in this place is killing you.'

Great moments in 'Haute Cuisine'. . . America gives the world the Donut Sandwich.

"I'm searching for a happy medium between sitting on a mountain top and eating cheese fries."

'Bacon-butties are my favourite!'

Supermarket Aisles: 'Good for the Environment' and 'Couldn't give a flying F@$#! about the environment!'

"Eat more pizza and doughnuts and stop exercising. Just kidding, you should see your face!"

Buy Back the Junk We Bought at Your Garage Sale

Pizza Study Party

'At least he's honest.'

'Lobbyist for 'Big Sugar' is here to see you, congressman. . .'

Nothing puts the flavor in a hot dog like a sports event.

'Dang it, nothing but junk mail'

"I think the problem is that you're not eating properly..."

He'll never melt. I made him from fast food milkshakes.

"Nothing says 'Fourth of July' like beer, hot dogs, and antacids."

'You'll like this. It has no nutritional value at all.'

STRIP "Looks like the escalators on the blink again"

Books or Junk Food.

Junk Science. (Scientist sits in lawn chair just outside of junk yard.)

"Okay, who hasn’t eaten a McDonald’s burger in the past two days?"

Last Chance for Saturated Fats Next 200 Mi.

"Hi honey, do we need anything for the junk drawer?"

Everything Deep Fried. . . Food Shaming

"High sodium, high cholesterol, lots of toxins - your blood test is remarkably similar to cheap potato chips."

The four major food groups.