Junk Shopping Pillows

'Be honest. Does this double bacon cheeseburger with large fries and shake make me look fat?'

'Now that's what I call a kebab... a skewer with whole pies!'

Homo Gamus

A golden Big Boy holding a plate of poop

Menu Dating

"Each order comes with 10 minutes of free guilt counseling."

'They say that poker is a sport. I hope they don't start testing for steroids.'

'Kudos to Bill for the cotton candy machine idea!'

The proper term for our special promotion is Triple Cheeseburger with a Gazillion fries...not the triple bypass special!

'I can't conceal it any longer - the food in this place is killing you.'

Great moments in 'Haute Cuisine'. . . America gives the world the Donut Sandwich.

"I'm searching for a happy medium between sitting on a mountain top and eating cheese fries."

Supermarket Aisles: 'Good for the Environment' and 'Couldn't give a flying F@$#! about the environment!'

'Bacon-butties are my favourite!'

"Eat more pizza and doughnuts and stop exercising. Just kidding, you should see your face!"

Buy Back the Junk We Bought at Your Garage Sale

Pizza Study Party

'At least he's honest.'

'Dang it, nothing but junk mail'

'Lobbyist for 'Big Sugar' is here to see you, congressman. . .'

Nothing puts the flavor in a hot dog like a sports event.

"I think the problem is that you're not eating properly..."

He'll never melt. I made him from fast food milkshakes.

"Nothing says 'Fourth of July' like beer, hot dogs, and antacids."

"Okay, who hasn’t eaten a McDonald’s burger in the past two days?"

"Hi honey, do we need anything for the junk drawer?"

STRIP "Looks like the escalators on the blink again"

Books or Junk Food.

Last Chance for Saturated Fats Next 200 Mi.

'You'll like this. It has no nutritional value at all.'

Great excuses No 964 'I was on my way to the gym when I was abducted by alliens from the planet Sanrg who took me to their ship and force fed me choc-chip ice cream.'

The four major food groups.