Junk Hunting Enthusiast Pillows

"There is nothing of value here."

Heavy man sees 'Comfort Food' aisle

"We won!"

"Is that your idea of a well balanced diet"

Vending machines with junk food: 'Zing!', 'Zoom!' and 'Crash!'

'They say that poker is a sport. I hope they don't start testing for steroids.'

"Mom lets me eat my fill of junk food as long as I can pronounce all the chemical ingredients."

Fountain of Youth/Fountain of Bacon

Pirates: "To absent Limbs."

'I see it. You're supposed to get it!'

'I just got the medium popcorn this time.'

"So, Bob... anything you'd like to tell me about your little trip to the hunting store on Boxing Day?"

"I'm searching for a happy medium between sitting on a mountain top and eating cheese fries."

Fishing rod coming out of a health farm towards a hot dog stand.

Empty Calories Vending Machine.

"And what would the, Truth-in-Advertising tribunal, want to speak to old Rudy about?"

Student Food Pyramid

Supermarket Aisles: 'Good for the Environment' and 'Couldn't give a flying F@$#! about the environment!'

"They should have quit after deep dish."

'Do we have any empty calories in this house!!'

Buy Back the Junk We Bought at Your Garage Sale

'That's my husband, Brad. He's a dentist.'

Obese beer drinkers.

"This isn't the binge watching I had in mind."

'Dang it, nothing but junk mail'

PIG OUR Buffet...All you can eat served in a trough!

A hunter is chased by a shark and a golfer sees sharks in the sand traps.

"I could easily change to a healthier lifestyle, but then I'd live longer and be a burden on my loved ones in my old age."

Vending machines: Caffeine, Sugar and Carbs.

"Do you have to put tomato sauce on everything?"

"Nothing says 'Fourth of July' like beer, hot dogs, and antacids."

"You research diets, then order junk food online. Your computer isn't broken, it's just confused."