Junk Drawer Enthusiast Pillows

Welcome to the Museum of One's Kitchen

Heavy man sees 'Comfort Food' aisle

"We won!"

"Is that your idea of a well balanced diet"

'They say that poker is a sport. I hope they don't start testing for steroids.'

Vending machines with junk food: 'Zing!', 'Zoom!' and 'Crash!'

"Mom lets me eat my fill of junk food as long as I can pronounce all the chemical ingredients."

Fountain of Youth/Fountain of Bacon

'I just got the medium popcorn this time.'

"I'm searching for a happy medium between sitting on a mountain top and eating cheese fries."

Fishing rod coming out of a health farm towards a hot dog stand.

Empty Calories Vending Machine.

Student Food Pyramid

"They should have quit after deep dish."

Supermarket Aisles: 'Good for the Environment' and 'Couldn't give a flying F@$#! about the environment!'

"And what would the, Truth-in-Advertising tribunal, want to speak to old Rudy about?"

'Do we have any empty calories in this house!!'

Buy Back the Junk We Bought at Your Garage Sale

Obese beer drinkers.

"This isn't the binge watching I had in mind."

PIG OUR Buffet...All you can eat served in a trough!

"I could easily change to a healthier lifestyle, but then I'd live longer and be a burden on my loved ones in my old age."

'Dang it, nothing but junk mail'

Vending machines: Caffeine, Sugar and Carbs.

"Do you have to put tomato sauce on everything?"

"Nothing says 'Fourth of July' like beer, hot dogs, and antacids."

Books or Junk Food.

Overloaded on Junk Food.

"That's $3.50 for the dog plus 75 cents toxic cooking water disposal surcharge."

Pizza and Related Searches.

'Perhaps you've been 'lovin it' a bit too much?'