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Junk Drawer Enthusiast T-Shirts
Add some humor to their wardrobe with t-shirts that celebrate their junk drawer obsession. These fun designs are great for casual wear and showcasing their unique hobby.
Heavy man sees 'Comfort Food' aisle
"We won!"
"Is that your idea of a well balanced diet"
Budget Bureau. Ernie, spilling something from every food group on it, does not make it a "balanced" budget!
Wow. Totaled. Teen Test Dummy.
'They say that poker is a sport. I hope they don't start testing for steroids.'
'How can he be depressed when all he eats are Happy Meals?'
"Mom lets me eat my fill of junk food as long as I can pronounce all the chemical ingredients."
"Maybe I'm aiming too high...maybe 'saving for a cool car' is too hard."
Vending machines with junk food: 'Zing!', 'Zoom!' and 'Crash!'
Fountain of Youth/Fountain of Bacon
'I just got the medium popcorn this time.'
"I'm searching for a happy medium between sitting on a mountain top and eating cheese fries."
Fishing rod coming out of a health farm towards a hot dog stand.
Empty Calories Vending Machine.
Supermarket Aisles: 'Good for the Environment' and 'Couldn't give a flying F@$#! about the environment!'
'Do we have any empty calories in this house!!'
"And what would the, Truth-in-Advertising tribunal, want to speak to old Rudy about?"
"This lockdown is GREAT! - We can spend all day on our computers, eating takeaway junk food and watching crap TV while gambling on our iphones!"
Student Food Pyramid
"They should have quit after deep dish."
Buy Back the Junk We Bought at Your Garage Sale
"I could easily change to a healthier lifestyle, but then I'd live longer and be a burden on my loved ones in my old age."
Obese beer drinkers.
'Dang it, nothing but junk mail'
"This isn't the binge watching I had in mind."
PIG OUR Buffet...All you can eat served in a trough!
Vending machines: Caffeine, Sugar and Carbs.
"Do you have to put tomato sauce on everything?"
"Nothing says 'Fourth of July' like beer, hot dogs, and antacids."
Books or Junk Food.
"You research diets, then order junk food online. Your computer isn't broken, it's just confused."
Pizza and Related Searches.
"That's $3.50 for the dog plus 75 cents toxic cooking water disposal surcharge."
Junk Drawer Enthusiast T-Shirts Collection
Junk Drawer Enthusiast Mugs
Discover mugs that joke about the clutter and chaos of junk drawers—ideal for the enthusiast who appreciates a good laugh with their coffee.
Junk Drawer Enthusiast Pillows
Explore pillows that humorously celebrate the clutter collector's personality—adding a witty touch to any living space.
Junk Drawer Enthusiast Prints
Decorate with prints that showcase the charm of chaos—ideal for the dedicated junk drawer enthusiast’s home or office.