Junk Drawer Organizer T-Shirts

"Hi honey, do we need anything for the junk drawer?"

Organization is not rocket science!

"I always like to clear my desk off for the weekend."

'Fred's Office Supply? I'd like to order a dozen more desk bins and a step-ladder please.'

Trays on desk read: In/Out/Lose in the Shuffle.

His and Her wardrobe's

'I love this supermarket; they have the easiest to understand wine department.'

In Tray, Out Tray, and Shredded Paper Tray

Two stressed drinking birds

"Of course I care about the environment, I never throw any clothes away."

"We need a better piling system."

Buy Back the Junk We Bought at Your Garage Sale

Desk boxes - sublimeridiculous.

'Dang it, nothing but junk mail'

'My power ties are demanding more closet space.'

Meaningful...Meaningless relationships.

"Have you seen the walk-in broom closet?"

VIBES, Inc: 'Good...Bad'

Carrots on sticks wardrobe.

The Secret Life of Pens

"Would you really want to read a book by a comedian that didn't have wide margins?"

Minister's File

Looking busy.

"That's it! You've watched TV out here long enough! We need to spend more family time together! I'm putting this thing in the closet!"

"Hey, Lenny, can you spare a rubber band?"

'With these crazy markets, you have to diversify to protect your money. Put some under your mattress, some in your sock drawer, maybe some in a hole in the yard...'

Widgets, Inc: Inventory. . . Sales. . .RETURNS.

Stress and Relief Desk Organizers.

The traveling Yard Sale.

'The upside of being unproductive is it allows you to have a very neat desk.'

'The buck gets lost here'.

'Would you please get Baxter for me?'