Junk Collecting T-Shirts

Junk Science. (Scientist sits in lawn chair just outside of junk yard.)

'Dang it, nothing but junk mail'

(Visual gag) Wellard's annual BIG HANDBAG SALE!! A woman is dragging a huge bag out from a bag shop

Goldilocks and the seventeen black shoulder bags

'You've been pre-approved for another credit card.'

Man from refuse department says: 'We'll send you a new wheelie bin, Mrs Trubshaw, there's really no need to 'orchestrate a mass Twitter campaign'.'

Buy Back the Junk We Bought at Your Garage Sale

This is not what I had in mind when I joined the Council!

"Occupant, apartment 5C: Congratulations—you may already have won the all-electric Colonial split-level house of your dreams...."

'There are five of ua, a high wall with razor wire: It must be something really valuable or secret we're guarding...'

Salvage Hunters

The traveling Yard Sale.

'True, I don't know a lot about art, but junk, I know!'

'I gotta be honest with you. . . I wouldn't be in business if it weren't for smart folks like you who can't pass up a bargain on stuff they don't need.'

We live in a cancel culture? Somebody needs to tell this magazine's subscription department.

Al's Junk: Now selling Russian Govt. Bonds!

Plogging Marathon

"One day Son all this will be yours."

'Sorry, we don't do copper.'

Vlad The Impaler's Descendants,

"A bottle in the organs' bin? How many times do I have to tell you people: sort your recyclables?"

Instant winner trash can

'Huh! There goes Sunday lunch!'

"Someday, Son, this unnecessary and outdated stuff will all be yours."

Anti-Litter Machine

Welcome to the Museum of One's Kitchen

"Excellent company car. Especially if you work from home."

Binman says to woman with bag of clother: 'No, I'm afraid there isn't a specific bin for 'stuff that's, like, SO last week.''

Throwing away your brain

Bin men load people into their lorry. Driver says: 'The streets are so much cleaner since we started picking up the litterbugs.'

'You're under arrest for being an accessory to a robbery!'

"I'm the Nigerian Prince that emailed you. I got concerned when I never heard back."

Al's Junkfood Restaurant next to Al's Junkyard.

"Well sold all OUR junk - he bought all this new junk off the table next door."

"One day at a time, Ethel, I take it one day at a time. So far this year, it has been the usual assortment of useless junk. Last week, he located a dump scow, and he spent all this week dragging a 1929 Ford engine block out of the river. . ."